Hundreds Google "Funny Pirate Joke"

JokesNovak.com Identity Crisis: Who's the site for?

"Ya gotta get your shit out there, girl!" said a Dude I knew for three minutes outside a comedy club. His cigarillo gave him a prop that made him courageous in regards to giving advice.

I took his advice, but see, I'm a lover of Get Rich Quick Schemes - it's both because I'm broke, and why I'm broke. When I started researching what people search for when looking for comedy on the internet I realized that my site should consist of "short funny clean jokes" featuring "arrrgh jokes" and "boss retirement jokes" as well as "funny birthday jokes." Plus some less savory items. Then I slap some google ads on there and I'll be buying full price items at Target by Wednesday. You see, I'm blinded by dollar signs, and yet whenever I am, it feels like for the first time, I'm 'really seeing.'

So far I don't have any google ads on the site (as of this writing), because I just don't feel right, but please know I also secretly yearn to take you suckers for all your worth.

I also hope that if I can pull in the folks searching for pirate jokes, birthday jokes, funny facts about women, and other such things, I'll turn them on to my think pieces about paranormal conferences and sadness.

Thing is, when I try to write from my heart, my purse keeps shouting research data at me. So in order to quench the beast, I'm finding ways to include such things.

It's disgusting. God, it hurts me. Really. But it's also amusing.

You want pirate jokes? You make some!

(Cause I tried, and it wasn't funny)

ps. No "arrrs".

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