How to Talk Dirty is the sex and attraction related section of my site...for some, and a free online course for others. While I work to develop the syllabus, I encourage you to dive in and begin reading some of the course materials I've prepared below.
Video:Get real about female turn-ons. When it comes to dirty talk in the bedroom, tell her what she really wants to hear.
An Example of Dirty Talk for Emergencies: A How To Talk Dirty Quick Tip!
Dirty Talk. Most people like the idea of it, few have any real practice in it except for the obscenities they mutter at passing vehicles, and the folks whose skills are truly up to snuff are probably too concerned about appearing suspiciously pro to really let it rip with their partners.
I’m no expert on the subject of dirty talk, but I thought I'd broach the topic. You don’t think to set aside time to research the practice and develop the skill, but when the moment arises with a lover and you are at a loss for words, well, you wish you had.
It seems that a fair number of people are searching the internet for info on How To Talk Dirty, perhaps from bed, on their smartphones, after, say, their partners have just whispered something naughty to their turned backs. They sense they’re being called upon to talk it up sexy style, and are looking for a quick tutorial.
This is why I have put a touch of time into thinking up some quick tips for those who have so much love to give, but just don’t know how to put it.
A GOLD STANDARD
Besides the mundane “do you have any condoms” or my personal favorite, “Bros before hoes is for pussies, so man up and take me”, one of the most common multi-word sexual utterances, according to a quick poll of friends and hobos, is:
“That feels so good.”
Apparently, this is pretty standard intimate talk that can hardly be considered dirty, but since some people think that uttering anything other than “god forgive me” or "I won't forget you at Christmas Bonus time" is for the beasts, it’s a good start.
SO, if she’s coming back in the room RIGHT NOW, having slipped into something less comfortable, take “…feels so good” and run with it. Email me the detes later!
For those of us lucky enough to have the solitude to continue our research, let’s examine this expression a bit further.
I’m not saying "That feels so good" is the greatest, but at least it’s English words, and if she shares it with her friends, they’ll nod in recognition that what you said is normal sex talk, and technically you will have “talked dirty.”
To sum up:
“Feels So Good”
Tameness: As can be!
Long term Conseqs: If you’re being recorded, and a tape gets leaked later, it would be very surprising if the people refused to elect you because you said it.
Some tips on specific usage:
THAT feels so good. (Best for responding to her touch)
YOU feel so good (Best for when touching her, or having sex)
IT feels so good WHEN YOU… (Best for offering constructive criticism)
IT HURT SO GOOD. (Best for when fucking Mellencamp)
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