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$\"I'll never know Springtime.\"$

aka I'll Never Know Springtime

Funny painful stuff makes me feel alive. My first word was "embarrassing!" as in "that's so embarrassing." My favorite thing to share is embarrassing stories. I also enjoy ruminating in depression, and have high hopes of developing tombstone humor if my talents agree.

I'm never so happy as when I'm crying.

Example: Hack Shame and A Contest for You
More about this below under "This Site Itself"!

Some Depression Humor
Or if You Have No Insurance, Depression Help

When I was young and depressed, there weren't so many online depression help resources. Whenever I would search for side effects of Paxil, the site that always ranked high was called Crazymeds dot org or com or something. Some girl just blogged about all her meds and psychiatric problems...in Times New Roman, basic HTML -- ya know, like this site. It was discouraging; not just the basic html, but getting info about your medication from a blog called Crazy Meds.

I myself have written some materials for the depressed. When the black dog's got me, I read it myself. Otherwise, it's here for you.

A first installment of Funny Painful Stuff:

10 Signs of Clinical Depression

Disgusting Messages I've Received on my Youtube Pages

...and my unsent retorts. I've had these tucked in a shoebox, hoping to scrap book them, but I can't find the right adhesive doodads. Some people tell me to just ignore these insane losers and their messages, but they make some points that are worth considering, like that my "vagina is filled with sand". Dialogue thrives in the global village.

Unfortunate Moments Caught on Camera.
(I filmed most of my adolescence.)
Links to come.

This Site Itself

I created JOKESNOVAK.com as an experiment in which I'd create content based that met two criteria; people searched for the topic on google in decent numbers and I had opinions or thoughts about on such topics.

But when I see just how man of you search for Funny Pirate Jokes, I'm horrified and then feel the hero's call to provide. Here's a stab at that.

In general I find this very uncomfortable, and yet I'm compelled to take the challenge.

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SBI!

Expert Byron Boneparth calls JOKESNOVAK.com "visually stunning".

I'm guest hosting Tuesdays in January at Cake Shop! 1/3, 1/10, 1/17, 1/25. 152 Ludlow st below Stanton. NYC. Free.

Heckler and comedian - about depression!

VIDEO: Jacqueline Novak schools a heckler.

Quotes are forever.

Jacqueline Novak is "a comedian who I foresee will be one of the next great stars in comedy." --Mike Birbiglia

"Book her now while her price is still reasonable." --Todd Barry